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Top 20 Funny Quotes About Life

How do you respond to a big talker, or to a Mr or Mrs who-know-all? Do you go to the point of turning yourself into a fool by responding to every comment or every unimportant challenge thrown at you? Read the below top 20 funny quotes about life and share them with your friends, relatives or to anyone else. Each of the quotes is short, easy to understand and is also very inspirational.

Besides been all these, they can serve us the purpose of opening our eyes so that we can prepare ourselves for any situation. For example

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him

Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

is not only funny but it does also deals with a typical situation that every one of us faces in his/her daily job life. Let laughter takes the place of irritation and stress in the daily life!

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Woody Allen

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Oscar Wilde

Forgive me now – tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
Ashleigh Brilliant

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Robert Bloch

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Walter Matthau

They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Milton Berle

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
Ashleigh Brilliant

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.
George Bush

The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years.
Thomas Jefferson

Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.
William Morris

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
Horace Walpole

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
G.K. Chesterton

Go for the moon. If you don’t get it, you’ll still be heading for a star.
Willis Reed

God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Isaac Asimov

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
Barbra Streisand

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
Oscar Wilde

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