How do you respond to a big talker, or to a Mr or Mrs who-know-all? Do you go to the point of turning yourself into a fool by responding to every comment or every unimportant challenge thrown at you? Read the below top 20 funny quotes about life and share them with your friends, relatives or to anyone else. Each of the quotes is short, easy to understand and is also very inspirational.
Besides been all these, they can serve us the purpose of opening our eyes so that we can prepare ourselves for any situation. For example
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him
Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
is not only funny but it does also deals with a typical situation that every one of us faces in his/her daily job life. Let laughter takes the place of irritation and stress in the daily life!
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.
Forgive me now – tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.
The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years.
Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.
Go for the moon. If you don’t get it, you’ll still be heading for a star.
God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many bad actors who don’t know how to play funny.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.